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Why we built a taste panel

Lunch is a repeated experiment. We got tired of vibes-only rankings and built Slopgoat.

Every team has a food thread. Ours became a spreadsheet, then a ritual, then software. Slopgoat is the taste panel: item-level scores, fixed tier cutoffs, and reviews that start as one tap in Slack.

If you already argue about protein bars, you might as well instrument it. :)